長大成人

《Peter Pan》第一段話是這樣寫的:

All children, except one, grow up. They soon know that they will grow up, and the way Wendy knew was this. One day when she was two years old she was playing in a garden, and she plucked another flower and ran with it to her mother. I suppose she must have looked rather delightful, for Mrs. Darling put her hand to her heart and cried, "Oh, why can't you remain like this for ever!" This was all that passed between them on the subject, but henceforth Wendy knew that she must grow up. You always know after you are two. Two is the beginning of the end.

科公有次課上問同學, 小孩子何時變成大人? 從飯枱上的禮儀可以看出來. 有小孩子在, 雞脾留給小孩子. 沒有小孩子在, 雞脾留給父親. 當飯枱上最好的東西從留給小孩子轉回留給最長輩, 從那一刻起小孩子就大個仔, 長大成人.

另: 正如叮噹叫叮噹就好了, 何苦要無事生非改稱多啦A夢; Peter Pan叫小飛俠潘彼得就潘彼得啦, 何必標奇立異改為 "彼得．潘" 呢？