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天仙局


今早收到以下的一通電郵.

天仙局? 騙取銀行戶口洗黑錢? 惡作劇?

由一個hotmail寄到一個yahoo地址. 擺明是漁翁撒網博一眾收件人剛巧看到又居然落叠. 可是, 這樣的行騙信也會有人相信嗎?!

Mr Balis Jorom.
Bank of Africa Ouagadougou,
Burkina Faso.


Dear friend,

Re: Transfer of USD 7,350,000.00 dollars (seven million, three hundred and fifty thousand US dollars)

I want to transfer to overseas the sum of USD 7,350,000.00 dollars (seven million, three hundred and fifty thousand US dollars) from a prime bank in Africa. I would like to ask you to quietly look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new bank a/c immediately to receive this money, even an empty a/c can serve as far as it can receive money.

I am Mr Balis Jorom. An accountant and personal confidant to Mr.Youssef Genidy George who died together with his wife in a plane crash on the October 31st 1999 on their way to attend wedding in boston, he is an American, a physician and industrialist, he died without having any beneficiary to his assets including his account here in Burkina Faso which he opened as his personal savings for the purpose of expansion and developement of his company before his untimely death in 1999.

The amount involved is USD 7,350,000.00 dollars (seven million, three hundred and fifty thousand us dollars), no other person knows about this account. I am contacting you for us to transfer this funds to your account as the beneficiary, I want to transfer the whole usd 7,350,000.00 dollars (seven million, three hundred and fifty thousand US dollars) into a safe account abroad, but I don't know any foreigner. I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local person here, without valid international foreign passport, but can only be approved to any foreigner with valid international passport or drivers license and foreign a/c because the money is in us dollars and the former owner of the a/c Mr. Youssef Genidy George is a foreigner too, and as such the money can only be approved into a foreign a/c.

I need your full co-operation to make this work fine because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account, which I will give to you, upon your positive response and once I am convinced that you are capable and will meet up with the inheritance procedures. At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 40% of the total amount, 55% will be for me, while 5% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred during the process of transferring. You should observe utmost confidentiality and secrecy in this transaction, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I will require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

Sincerely,

Mr Balis Jorom.




PS:
你一定問, sf竟這麼無聊, 連垃圾電郵也讀? 跟銀行通訊, 涉及7百萬美元, 竟然用hotmail, 還要打錯地址? 一見到信頭就意識到是搞鬼野啦........(係囉, 我無聊左.)

5 Comments:

:: Blogger Yun (08.06.07, 13:15   ) sagt...

你是不是被黎小姐感染了﹐所以變得無聊左?(嘩! 她叫果先生扮魚那篇﹐真的笑爆我嘴丫!)

唉! 講時講﹐這些電郵﹐一星期都收幾封! 好煩丫! 如果有人落疊﹐真係豬喇! :P



:: Blogger sf (08.06.07, 18:26   ) sagt...

小雲, 那當然是了. 在這方面, 世界上除了ZZ, 有誰還有這麼大的感染力?

如果我倆不斷地讚他講他, 你猜會不會日頭別講人, 夜晚別講鬼丫? 他蒲頭的第一句會不會是 "你好野" 咁丫?

zz有兩面的, 你可別忘記看他的另一面啊.



:: Blogger Yun (09.06.07, 02:19   ) sagt...

你猜她會不會在她的部落格裡唱衰我們丫哪?! 嘻。不過﹐我們讚緊她喎!

她的「另一面」我也有看﹐我都有問候她。你對她都好好丫﹐專登寫了篇給她。其實見到她的留言時﹐我都有類似的想法呢!

可能我有時都是這樣啦。(有兩面; 又﹐「有一點心事﹐隱隱約約的﹐在懷裡﹐不知從何說起﹐ 跟你問句好」)

係丫﹐原來那個傻佬是西先生﹐唔係果先生。搞錯左添。:P



:: Blogger sf (10.06.07, 20:26   ) sagt...

小雲,你中了zz毒啦. 他那有工夫來管我. 他只是偶然來看看有沒有奇跡.

zz對文字有種出奇的敏感. 我要是副刊編輯, 一定找上門挨他替我寫專欄, 甚麼也不用寫, 就寫些日常就夠了.



:: Blogger Yun (12.06.07, 02:50   ) sagt...

係丫! 我諗真係中左佢毒啦。

我同意你話佢「對文字有種出奇的敏感」。And I also think she's a natural comedian. She can turn simple things into something enjoyable. Which is rare. (Reminded me of the TV show "Seinfeld.")



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