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蜘蛛和蜜蜂訂婚了 (存檔)


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蜘蛛和蜜蜂訂婚了。

蜘蛛感到很不滿意,於是就問媽媽:為什麼要讓我娶蜜蜂?

蜘蛛的媽媽說:蜜蜂是吵了一點,但人家好歹也是個空姐。

蜘蛛說:可是我比較喜歡蚊子耶!

蜘蛛的媽媽說:不要再想那個護士了,打針都打不好,上次搞到媽媽水腫。

蜜蜂也感到很不滿意,於是就問牠媽媽:為什麼要讓我嫁給蜘蛛?

蜜蜂的媽媽說:蜘蛛是醜了一點,但人家好歹也是搞網路的...。

蜜蜂說:可是人家比較愛螞蟻啊!

蜜蜂的媽媽說:別再提那瘦巴巴的工頭,整天扛著食物東奔西跑,連台貨車都沒有。

蜜蜂說:那隔壁村的蒼蠅哥也不錯。

蜜蜂的媽媽說:...............................

他是長得蠻帥的, 整天戴著太陽眼鏡,

但你也不能找個食屎的!!!


笑死.

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